Two days until I’m in Colombia ☺️

shipsnotdrugs:

so my friend and i were home alone and naturally we ordered a pizza

we had a simple request

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so when the doorbell rang we were super excited but our delivery person was this really confused old guy

he was like, “i’m sorry, but i don’t know what the heck a TARDIS is, so i drew the closest thing i could think of”

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he drew us a tortoise

god bless this man

i gave him a twenty and told him to keep the change

tanatot:

ostolero:

yo danny fenton he was just 14

when parents walked in on a gay love scene

davidduspookyspackage:

when i understand fandom jokes from a fandom i’m not even in

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inzayned:

when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like

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kardashjennerdolls1:

champagne-paradise:

letgodbaby:

True love

indeed

Nobody will ever know how much I love them.

kardashjennerdolls1:

champagne-paradise:

letgodbaby:

True love

indeed

Nobody will ever know how much I love them.

escapedgoat:

Jay Z thanking the friendly park ranger for rescuing his wife from that pond.

escapedgoat:

Jay Z thanking the friendly park ranger for rescuing his wife from that pond.

distressed • better